Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”

I would pay money to watch her and whoever comes up with the burgers for Bob’s Burgers just go back and forth with these until one of them blanks.

I am an animator as well... I’ve been in the office with him and he’s reeeeal touchy feely... And he doesn’t discriminate against men with this touching either.

Or how they “misread” things.

Is anyone else getting tired of hearing how “painful” this is for the accused men?

Now seems like a good time to re-post Megan Amram’s legendary food puns:

YES!!!!!! I just started watching this a few weeks ago, due to a convo here on Jezebel. PHENOMENAL SHOW

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I think the small side demons may be the best part. I hope that guy gets to bite someone eventually.

Now if only Hulu would put all of season 2 up, instead of starting at Season 2 Episode 3 for some inexplicable reason (seriously Hulu is garbage).

Aww poor Mindy. She’s actually the most honest and upfront of any of them. This doesn’t make her a great person, but totally reliable.

Eleanor and Tahani, you mean.

You mean, show starring the amazing D’Arcy Carden as Janet and some other random people renewed for third season.

Finally!

This comment section is more terrifying than Jezebel Halloween, I swear to fucking god I am sitting here with chills, creepy crawlies and squirmy-wormies. I WOULD RATHER BE HAUNTED BY MURDER GHOSTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN GO THROUGH ANY OF THE SHIT I AM READING HERE TONIGHT.

I Googled screaming snake and watched some ill advised videos and now I’ll never sleep again.

The worst part is you have a screaming snake.