YOU FORGOT “you know, baby.” WHICH MY FATHER STILL SAYS TO THIS DAY.

Speaking of the music industry, every time I hear that Kesha song “Praying,” I think shit, that poor girl was out there all on her own in 2014 when she accused (not) Dr. Luke of sexual assault and she had to go it alone and lost money, time and a chunk of her career. Although I am a sucker for overwrought ballads, I…

I have this tiny little baggie filled with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” glitter meant to be placed in a card so they scatter when the card is opened. I cannot imagine what possessed me to buy them. They follow me. They haunt me. I have no occasion to use them (why would I want to increase someone’s vacuum duties?).

Finally, she’ll be reunited with her pinky toe.

I didn’t like Touched by an Angel. My family was hooked on it and tuned in every Saturday night at 8:00. I found it dull and repetitive. Every week, sweet redheaded Monica would face some new existential crisis on her quest to feed God some sweet, sweet human souls. She’d turn to Tess for advice, and the answer Tess…

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

“You know it’s been a long time, Barack, almost as long since a guy talked over a record like this.”🤣🤣🤣

Okay that’s all well and good and stuff but are y’all gonna write an article about Danica Roem attending as Demi Lovato’s +1 last night cause I got to tell you I saw their picture on the red carpet and I was the opposite of cringing, had tears in my eyes. Especially after watching the Broadly special on her win and…

yeah thats accurate. i understand that side of that. i guess it just gets under my skin when someone is critizing others for being vapid, materialistic and essentially playing into the ‘feminine’ beauty culture which is, yes, inherently sexist... but themselves being made up in the exact. same. way. it would have been…

eh, when she was younger it was pretty evident she could belt it out. I would argue that she had no vocal guidance, poor training and direction as she got older that promoted sexiness over vocal talent and her obvious skills just went to the wayside. Unless I’m remembering incorrectly, I have seen videos of her on…

They knew exactly which rooms she would be passing and likely didn’t rent them to the general public. Stunts like this are under insanely tight control.

You’re literally admitting Jezebel informed you of an incident of rape you otherwise wouldn’t have known about and yet you’re accusing them of not caring.

“Lena Dunham” is in the headline. Her name has been in five headlines regarding an incident of rape. The victim and the rapist’s names have been in zero headlines. I’m sorry if reality upsets you.

I swear to God, she does this on purpose. This isn’t about defending her friend; it’s about making herself the center attention of a story that doesn’t involve her.

I love in Portland...your final paragraph is 90% of the people I meet in this fucking town at this point, right down to the contrived weirdness. It drives me fucking insane.

You are either on team survivor or team rapist. If you don’t want to be on team survivor for personal reasons, sit your ass on the bench and stay out of it.

I wanted to post the picture of that cardboard box because the whole message is spot on and amazing.

It’s not just you. That’s basically what her “apology” said. She’s just saying she’s sorry for saying it out loud.

I briefly dated another of her writers back around 2014. He certainly didn’t assault me but he was a scummy, narcissistic monster. I’m not sure what kind of standards she’s using to select folks to work with her, but I can categorically confirm they are not entirely good.