I want to know why Jenji is still appearing at Matthew Weiner’s book event tonight in LA when he’s been accused of sexual harassment and it’s been backed up by another woman. Also, one of the stars of her show GLOW Marc Maron needs to get his shit together when it comes to Louis C.K. and others. I’m fucking tired of…

You guys do know I’m right here, right? Hi!

They’re smart. She’s perfect.

girlcott?

I could listen to Tracee Ellis Ross tell stories about anything forever. She is so delightful.

Q: Can I go into a Starbucks and order just the gay cup?

I looooove these cups! They’re so cute and give me something to look at while I’m on the bus (aside from the “hilarious” spellings of my incredibly common first name).

The chutzpah. I cut and paste a transcript of his remarks on then-18yr old Lindsay Lohan (Howard Stern interview; don’t look it up unless you’re near a washroom) in a comment on an Instagram post but Instagram refused to publish the post cause it was deemed to violate their ‘safe’ community guidelines. This man, the…

I am really tired of the “he wasn’t ACTUALLY touching her in the photo” defense.

It seems clear from her story that she wanted to avoid the kiss, and that he pushed her beyond what is normally expected and what she indicated she was comfortable with. I’m not an actor but I’m pretty sure tongue isn’t standard in onstage kisses. Also, it’s pretty common for dudes to write hot women into their scenes…

You know what they say: Never let your recorded admission backed up by accounts from 12 different women get in the way of a hilarious Frankenstein burn. Because his last name is Franken plus he’s a Jew! So many layers.

I’m a little surprised they’re getting a fifth season. It’s one of my favorite shows but the current season suuuucks.

“I hope that you are willing to look at open evidence rather that jumping to conclusions...”

When I saw the last bullet point, I hoped to god that it was about my favorite Gary, Gary Fisher. Thank you for delivering, Bobby. Gary is a treasure, and it used to make me so happy seeing him accompany his mama everywhere. Picture because we all could use some purity this morning:

Being named Sexiest Man Alive and having EVERYONE go...”What??” seems pretty embarrassing.

1. Barron’s father

I’m pretty sure he’s not even the sexiest Blake Shelton alive.

“She goes, ‘Listen to me, you’re going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don’t take this gift and just live in the moment.”

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Second Amendmant Man gives students first-hand demonstration on liberty tree watering