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Nowhere Fast!
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Motherfucker. I see you all over these comment sections bitching & moaning, about bitching & moaning. So, you got no ground to bitch. You & the idiots who click your tiny star button, are just as pathetic as the ‘pathetic’ people you’re trying to affront.

By who? If it’s so great, tell me how Bruce gets from that cave in another country to a walled off Gotham? Or, why THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE went into that tunnel?

You obviously haven’t read the book, then.

This is so fuckin’ hilarious. My wife & I have literal tears of laughter, right now. I can’t even type examples, I’d die of laughter.

Is it weird that I couldn’t fight Flog the Moaner, cause he sounds a bit like my dog when she gets hurt, or when she REALLY wants to come in from the back yard? His moan is FAR more annoying than my dog’s; but, even his hangdog expressions remind me a bit of her, so I over look it & kinda wanna give him some food &

It wasn’t the ‘Marrying Man’, Baldwin did. It was Prelude to a Kiss. The movie I went to see instead of Patriot Games, because I loved Alec Baldwin’s Jack Ryan so much, I couldn’t even watch Ford in the role til it came out on video.

I don’t know Alec Baldwin can be ELECTRIC as an actor. Ford is awesome. But, he’s kind of always Ford. Alec Baldwin has so much range, his work on 30 Rock alone is phenomenal.

You’re high. The best Jack Ryan is Alec Baldwin in Hunt for Red October. And, surprisingly, Kenneth Branagh’s Jack Ryan film is the second best. Even tho it hasn’t received the respect it deserves, if you watch it before Red October, it’s a perfect companion. I love Ford as much as the next person, but his Ryan was

No. The real question is, ‘Who the fuck CARES?!’. Why would you waste your precious time watching Seth McFarland prance around in his multi-million dollar cosplay set, while his fake bitch of a TV wife steams about Charlize Theron (slumming it for a paycheck) making goo-goo eyes @ a human toe?! INSANITY!

Family Matters started off great. I really did enjoy the Winslow’s, but DAMN, the MINUTE that Urkel character came out, the show became straight garbage. Originally, the show was grounded & charming, but Urkel just killed all that & turned it into a bizarro pile of nonsense.

Yeah. The ENTIRE ‘board of directors’ on Dark Tower said the movie was a sequel to the novels. This makes no sense, but it also shows there were too many cooks in the kitchen.

The fuck are you talking about? We’re living in a golden age of fantastic comic book films. Not to mention, films have been based on a cornucopia of different art forms: Plays, novels, comics, tv series, newspaper articles, songs, documentaries,’ video games, poetry, etc., practically from their very beginning. Are

He is an awful writer. I confronted him on Twitter re: a really petty op-ed he’d written about some movie (can’t remember specifics, as it was a while ago). I was very respectful, as I’ve worked w Alamo on several projects over the years & had gotten to know Tim & Devin a bit. So, it was just an honest, forthright, ‘I

Hi Devin. Thanks for joining us, and thank you for sharing w the group. Now, would anyone in the group care to respond to Devin?

Did you know Milton Berle was transgendered? Yeah. He was formally Ms. Millicent Berle, of Dohooke Shtains, NY. Interesting to see the way he was able to fool all his fellow, mirthful, comrades. Only opening up his secret to a few friends & family.

My screen name & monthly film screenings\martini drinking series, are named after a line from Fire Walk w Me. ‘Where you going, Laura?’ ‘Nowhere Fast!’.

What a fantastic story. This little dude’s imagination, creativity, determination & entrepreneurial spirit reminds me of myself @ his age; and, now, are the touchstones of my filmmaking career. Really great work, Luke. Brightened my day. Cheers!

My God, why do I have to continually read about the petty BvS hatred on this site? Yes, the studio butchered the theatrical cut. But, the Director’s Cut is excellent & is everything Civil War wishes it was. Yes, it was darker & grittier than most of the MCU, but the DCU isn’t the MCU & that’s awesome. BvS is about a

A Monkey on a Broad.