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I LOVE Silver Surfer. And, this new direction is interesting in a Doctor Who way. But, man, am I tired of the ‘emo Marvel’ storylines. Not just in their comics, but in the MCU. There’s a way to delve into the emotional side of being a ‘superhero’ w/o being a Cure album. I understand Marvel’s desire to explore the

Oh, Anne Hathaway, it’s YOU people don’t like, dear. We’re sorry you had to find out this way. We hope you understand.

Oh, Anne Hathaway, it’s YOU people don’t like, dear. We’re sorry you had to find out this way. We hope you understand.

Luigi is my fav, too. Whenever we go out, The People always shout, ‘ObamaLuigiJinglePowersKick!!!’! La! La! La! La! La! La! La!

Yeah. Compliments are the fucking worst!

You despise sugar? Oh, you poor, sad thing.

You guys sound like my wife & I. I introduced her to the penultimate Schwarzenegger film, The Running Man, & now it’s one of her faves.

Um. You are blind. That dude’s a creep. A wedding video that’s nothing but CLOSEUPS OF THE BRIDE?! I’d have punched my videographer if he had done that on our wedding day. Stalker alert!

You are sad.

Best. Review. Ever. Thank you!

You’re such a douche tool. He obviously made the video for his 200,000 YouTube fans. If you’re not one of them (seeing as I’m not a car guy, I don’t watch his videos) just do as I do & move on. Nobody wants to read your whiney musings.

Skyfall was garbage. Not much to live up to.

Skyfall was garbage. Not much to live up to.

As I’ve posted elsewhere, after decades of heavy drug use, my dad can be a spoiled brat sometimes & he gets in these moods where it’s like, ‘Look out, Godzuki’s on the loose’! And, everyone avoids him like the plague. He can also be a cool guy, when he mellows the fuck out. Obviously, tho, his mood swings drove my mom

Well, my dad’s a huge character. He was a coked up, kinda crazy, but major producer @ A&M & Capitol, in the 70’s. Sometimes he can be a really cool & funny guy, regaling everyone with the 70’s rock stories. Other times, he can flip out, for no apparent reason. His memory is getting worse all the time (as one is wont

He definitely can be. But, I still love the old dude.

I concur, doctor. If I had a nickle for everytime my dad started looking for his keys or his glasses, getting super flustered, even to the point of cursing, & finally finding them on the table or his head; I’d have a shit load of nickels. This is ridiculous gossip, for gossip’s sake. If I told my friends about how my

First day it came out. Got the bundle (Super Mario, Duck Hunt, NES & light gun). My cousin & I played it the entire weekend. We played until we beat the game, Monday afternoon (we also made dozens of phone calls to the, rip off, Nintendo 900# tip line). Eventually we added Metroid, Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, Kid Icarus,

Thanks, gramps! I appreciate your offer to pay my hospital bills, but I have a job with health/dental/eye insurance & a 401k!

Yeah, you obviously have your finger on the pulse of the black community! Tell us more about all of your mystical insight!

Sorry, grandpa! These damn whippersnappers having fun, enjoying life, doing something outdoors, not sitting on their ass in front of the TV, not working in a cubicle, not being browbeat by a job they hate into submission, smiling, laughing & just being a GD MENACE IN GENERAL! GET OFF HIS LAWN!