Let’s ban cars, trucks, motorcycles & every other thing that kills people! Only styrofoam suits & strollers to be allowed!

Yeah, 81% of the population supports giving them a dirt bike track to ride on, but they should just forget it because you don’t think it would make any difference.

Yes, everyone should stay indoors, watch TV & shut up. Having fun can never be any sort of statement. The only statements can come from ‘serious’ white people in suits.

But you don’t understand, you’ve misunderstood the entire issue.

So, troll, dirt bikes are illegal; but segregation, police shooting unarmed citizens, police hitting dirt bikes head on with their cars & outright racism is totally legal? And, out of all the other deep complexities to the issues presented in the article, all you’ve got to say is a flippant, white bread, small minded,…

God bless us,

Sorry. Phantom had tons of Jar Jar Binks & Jake Lloyd. It’s the worst.

Hurp-durp! Cheap wine is awesome. Especially if you know what you like. Expensive wine is for special occasions only. And that’s really only for the wine snobs. Like this author.

Cool story, bro.

Pikachu is awesome! He shoots electricity! And, he's been by Ash's side since day one. Fuck this article! ;)

'Tecmo Koei seems content to milk the series' breasts for all they are worth.'

That's good. I love Radio Shack.

I drive a restored 1972 Ford F-150. Nobody's hacking it with electronics. ;)

Are they, tho? There's 2 Radio Shacks near me & they said the corporate closure is not affecting all stores. They have no plans on closing, any time soon.

Seriously? It's a goofy game. And, there's no abuse. Child is just getting a stern talking to. In a maze. Grow up & get over yourself. If you laugh more, you might be able to deal with whatever trauma you obviously are dealing with. Looks like it's time for another call to the counselor.

It's also a much, much better show than either South Park or, the current iteration of, Simpsons. All That & Gargantua-2 was one of the coolest episodes of an animated series, in the history of the genre.

Ok, grandpa. That's enough Internet for you, today. Time for your nap. Don't forget your meds.

It's just a girlfriend & her boyfriend. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Didn't you hear about that clown, in a small town in England, who was basically doing the same thing? It was posted all over my FB page (and, Gawker), just a few months ago...