Long story short: He's another Tony Corti aka "Iron Eyes Cody" aka "The Crying Indian"; from the 70's anti-litter commercials. He was 100% Italian.

I'm happy for Elvira, but I'll never get over the way they treated Vampira. I just can't bring myself to watch a pale imitation of the real deal.

Lemme let you in on industry secret: ALL superhero outfits are body paint. Look @ ol' Spidey up there, the 'suit' hugs EVERY curve. No bunching up in areas. It's body paint.

That cover cracks me up. Ol' Spidey is really covering them in his sticky web juice. If you ask me, it's FAR more sexual than the SpiderWoman cover. Spidey's obviously a top & he's just been in one hell of an orgy! ;)

Butt-hurt! In a conversation about butts! How droll! For the record, my butt feels fine (just ask my wife- zing!), I just found the whole thing ridiculous. Also, for the record, Vogue, Jezebel and many other publications all wrote the same 'butt-hurt' articles about SpiderWoman's butt. I am simply pointing out the…

They're extremely similar poses, with the butt the main focus (more so in the Vogue piece, cause it's ALL ABOUT BOOTIES!). Also, just for the record, Spider Man makes that pose ALL THE TIME & NO ONE CARES! Vogue is dumb AND hypocritical!

Wasn't Vogue all upset about this exact same pose from SpiderWoman a few weeks ago?! Dear God, will the hypocrisy NEVER end?