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Definitely Panera. They give away their bread to poor people or community organizations at the end of everyday. Everyday. They get all of my bougie bread and coffee money now (when my kids don’t). I have dreams of buying three cups of soup at a time; one for me, one for a person awaiting the evening bread, one for

Naw. I want Parable of the Sower. Zendaya as Lauren, Mahershela or Cheadle as Bankole, Amandla and Shia as Zahra and Harry... Listen, I’ve planned this out so many times...

Haven’t you heard? Ava DuVernay is making series of Dawn. I’m cautiously excited. 

They only eat batteries?

As I walked towards a white couple talking to someone a few days ago, I overheard him ask the couple “...but what kind of vegans are you?”

Those books are good enough to be stolen. I approve of those thieves.

You would be surprised what people will take or won’t take.

I like this theory. I would love to find out my car had been party to some woodland creature hijinks.

Okay, color me surprised, I had no idea.

I know so many people who “hide” their party drugs in Altoids cans I bet that’s why. It was probably too dark for them to actually check to see if there were a couple percs or Molly hiding among the mints.

there was an era where rap music was a strange slurry of serious rappers with skills and gimmick rappers just trying to ride a short wave to fleeting fame.

Little, buff brothers had it on lock for a hot minute.

Corey: 7 most embarrassing moments in blackness.

Women edition: (1)Visible signs of baby powder on the chest... Neck...Collarbone... Damned near on the ears. Bonus Points, if they wore a pair of overall-short set, a body suit and gold anklets on each ankle. (2) Black eyeliner around the lips with the Wet & Wild, red lipstick. (3) For the teens: straight bangs with

Counterpoint: Tyler Perry being worth $400 million is way harder to explain than either Koko B. Ware or BKs.

I think you’re wrong. And it’s funny because, in thinking you’re wrong, I wrote a long judgmental screed about how judgmental you’re being. Which I read and deleted (just barely). I guess hypocrisy is the one fault we all get to share in equally. Lisa Bloom is pointing out something that’s demonstrably true:

yep. I mean, unfortunately, just because you have been an advocate for women for many years does not give you the ability to all of a sudden do something underhanded and shitty and get a free pass. you do not get a ‘get out of jail free card’.

I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was worse, since the Internet is kind of like a viewport into the naked human psyche, but even so. If you do a selfish, counterproductive, hypocritical, or just plain bad thing in a very public way these days, you have to go into it knowing concretely that you’ll get dragged. It’s

Yeah, I imagine the “vicious hate” was Twitter comments along the line of “dummy up, dipshit.” I understand how enough of that can feel like a mob, but maybe just take your lumps and step away from teh internet for a day or two.

There’s something specifically aggravating about “liberal” people who get caught doing something specifically shitty and then whine endlessly about “The Left” and how persecuted they are by the mob. No, fool, you just did something shitty and want to deflect blame.