I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

FIFY.

There’s a short story by Roberto Bolaño where a poet is literally dying of hiccups and every time I get hiccups I remember of it, which doesn’t help. 

Where in the world are we calling “hiccups” “hiccoughs”?

Married people can be creeps. 

I think it might depend on what color of Canadian.

I live in Central Vermont now, a very rural area so infested with white people it’s quite remarkable. They are very nice, but the whiteness is utterly blinding. The Border Patrol drives exactly 100 miles south on Route 89, gets to a town called Hartford, just South of us, and stops. Then they set up a road block…

Here’s a map showing what that “100 mile zone” looks like across the country. They have way too much power.

DO NOT go in and be like “Hey Jane was my server last night. I was looking for her. Is she working? No? Can you tell me when her next shift is?”

Many security DVRs record at very low framerates.  I suspect that the vehicle is not in frame in the previous or next frames.

Let me start with, Ive had 13 dodge neons.

Yes, me all over. Not only do I upshift early; I skip gears habitually. I haven’t gone through gear 1>6 in order in years. My favorite pattern is the two - five shift.

Kids these days are so *cute* when they discover this sort of thing.

Best to kiss them goodnight when they’re tucked in, the parents will love that.

Lol yep. In 2008 I short shifted my way to 40 mpg around town and 45 mpg on the highway in my dodge neon because gas was $4.50 a gallon and I didn’t make a lot of money. Car wasn’t stock and ran pretty well at the drag strip, but day to day I drove like a grandma for gas mileage. 

Hard to tell the scale of this truck — a low truck could be a Dodge Ram, quad cab, two wheel drive with a chrome nerf step and lighted bull bar (super popular in Texas), or an early 00's Ranger with that chrome step and a more Baja pre-runner bumper with floods.

Piggybacking off your idea, it DOES look like it has a low roofline.... and not the highest ground clearance. Maybe a last-gen Ford Ranger?

Ha! So many stars do you deserve! Btw does your name mean to the stars through absurdity?

Or to illustrate 2008, a year that for the PT Cruiser was like the moment when Wiley Coyote is still hanging in midair after going off the cliff.

And people who buy manuals to save on gas are insufferable. They short shift and bog every gear. Everyone else around then has to waste gas flooring it so they can drive around said offender.