Can’t shoot the shooter.

He can’t even follow Santa protocol, so there’s that. 

Toyota: A Public Relations Nightmare

That’s what happens when you have a minimum wage. Low-skill workers are priced out of the workforce. 

Good. That’s what a republic is about. I love Maine.

Is this supposed to be sarcastic? I really can’t tell. That’s a pretty horrible thing to say, even about someone you don’t like. 

Right? I feel like I’m living in that Jordan Peterson meme.

No, I’m not. I’m saying the company doesn’t support anti-LGBT groups. They employ a person who uses his private funds to do so. 

No, that’s exactly what I wouldn’t do. 

Your money is only funding chicken, in this case. The money invested by the CEO went to building a business. You purchase the product produced by said business. The CEO collects salary based on the performance of his business. He uses said salary as he pleases, same as you. I’m not going to boycott McDonald’s because…

“What? Are you a Republican? Mind your own damn business.”

Chinese CRISPR scientist are trying to answer that ASAP.

Demand for sex work will ALWAYS lead to exploitation.

Escamrango

This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

I’ll gladly be without healthcare, if the alternative is being a gladiator. 

I sat on an uncomfortable bench for too long. Gave me a case of deadass.

We wear... I mean, they go commando, obviously.

Have you ever been there on weed?

Don’t throw out with the baby the birthmother.