notthosekindsofescorts
NotThoseKindsofEscorts
notthosekindsofescorts

“Oh. I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed think, ‘That looks like a dick.’”

JesusChristKinja?

“...Kent State, where there have never been any issues with students and guns...”

That is my office, oddly enough. Blow, cigarettes, and on occasion work. It’s pretty much just a rotation between bathroom, outside, and desk all day long.  

“Hey, you got a bad peach? That’s an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don’t make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him.” 

Democracy Sausage: You’re free to decide if you’d like some, but if most of your peers want it, everone is getting some.

To stop the murdering? I’m so confused by this comment.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”

The same reason the WNBA isn’t fun to watch. It isn’t profitable. 

I’ll gladly repay you Tuesday for a wall today.

How about Muddy Tips?

Runs, runs for your lives.

And every single (Detroit) person is a Slim Shady lurkin’. He could be workin’ at Burger King, Spittin’ on your onion rings.”

It’s only a line if it gets bought. 

That’s hella lame

Same goes for children.

“ Color commentator Rod Allen” 

Weird, when I was one, I just wanted someone to listen to Iron Maiden with me. Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.

Thank you. It’s just how everyone I know was taught. You don’t shoot to kill, injure, or intimidate. Shoot until there is no longer a threat. Once that is taken care of, you can be a good Samaritan and render aid. Personally, I don’t find children to be all that threatening, even a child with a gun, but I understand

They can and have killed, point one in my direction and I will shoot until the threat is eliminated.