“Oh. I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed think, ‘That looks like a dick.’”

JesusChristKinja?

“...Kent State, where there have never been any issues with students and guns...”

That is my office, oddly enough. Blow, cigarettes, and on occasion work. It’s pretty much just a rotation between bathroom, outside, and desk all day long.  

“Hey, you got a bad peach? That’s an act of God. He makes the peaches. I don’t make the peaches, I sell the peaches. You have a problem? You talk to him.” 

Democracy Sausage: You’re free to decide if you’d like some, but if most of your peers want it, everone is getting some.

To stop the murdering? I’m so confused by this comment.

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”

The same reason the WNBA isn’t fun to watch. It isn’t profitable. 

I’ll gladly repay you Tuesday for a wall today.

How about Muddy Tips?

Runs, runs for your lives.

“And every single (Detroit) person is a Slim Shady lurkin’. He could be workin’ at Burger King, Spittin’ on your onion rings.”

It’s only a line if it gets bought. 

7th Chamber

“What the fuck kind of question is that, B? Fuck you think?” 

Same reason no one talks about Musk being the creator of PayPal, it’s a boring company. Not to be confused with The Boring Company, which is actually kind of neat.

If it’s voluntary, you do you, or whomever else you’d like. I’m probably more of a libertarian than a Libertarian. I get shit for wanting the heroin to be in a case at Walmart. A real Libertarian would want it to be on a child-height impulse buy aisle by the register.

This is just like when LT’s agent set him up with a 15 year old prostitute. This whole scandal is SugarDaddyMeet.com’s fault. The T&C say you must be 18; they’re responsible for enforcing that if they want to run dating site. 

That’s hella lame.