France. 

You’re an educator; it’s your duty to prepare the youth to survive/thrive. If empathy is obsolete, why would you teach more of it?

+1 Stir Friday

“Do you believe in life after Trump?”

Running a train(ing)?

“I never thought anything like this would happen to me...”

I made a hearty split pea soup in my slow cooker yesterday. I live in Texas. I end up doing this anytime I smoke a pork shoulder. It’s delicious, but something about eating soup when it’s 100+ does feel wrong.

I was about to ask why someone would preserve something so random for 22 years, then I remembered I was commenting on an article about a pristine 37 year old commuter car.

So, it was really the Blackface of Welfare Fraud?

AAA Freight Salvage Groceries on S Presa is an interesting, stupidly cheap place. Not the neatest place, and the selection varies, but some of the deals are too good to pass up. I need to stop telling people though; they’re more crowded every time I visit.

That’s ricist.

They would need to get some teeth first.

I let him run my whole life with no ill effects thus far.

Cottage. Bread? Banana.

Breen ween touched teen queen’s spleen. 

I’ve tried this as well, it turned me into an Absolut Monster.

All you can eat for only $?.99!

Thigh gap is a solution, is it not?

My grandfather once bought my grandmother a mop for Mothers’ Day. It was a WonderMop; she loved it. Of course the reason she loved it was due to her never owning one up until that point. He thought the floors turned out better when she cleaned them a la “Hard Knock Life.”

This reminds me of my iPhone asking me what I needed every time Syria was mentioned on the news.