David Duke University

“America, which leads the world in gun ownership and gun deaths, apparently isn’t a safe enough haven for gun owners.” We also lead the world in undocumented immigrants, and yet, they apparently need “sanctuary cities.” Having a lot of something doesn’t make it safe from persecution.  

Simpsons already did it.

When I heard “Cocaine Mitch,” I thought he meant the one who was in the s’th and wanted some s’p.

Nah, you allegedly get both.

Hey, I once got a semi from a naked semi-woman in a semi. This comment is mostly just to question your word order, but it’s also a cathartic (semi?) admission of my checkered past.

Came to say this. Not excusing anything, just saying we need all of the facts.

As an abuser, R Kelly is crucial to the culture of abuse. Don’t discount his work in mental conditioning, gas lighting, promotion of harmful ideals, and objectification. 

Hey now, their reputation is giving their bodies out for free. They typically lack the business acumen for something like this. 

I took my car and tore the ground.

It is against the law, in many states.

I thought a speedball was the lovechild of cocaine and morphine.

This. As a former BBQ restaurant manager, This makes a huge difference. We once ran out and tried to get by with premade for a day or so. Salads were returned, complaints were lodged; bad day for everyone.

Gotta get them while there’s still thyme.

Came for this.
I’m from Rome. It is pretty tolerant of intolerance.

I’m from Rome, NY. I recognized the barn in the photo. I got way too excited for absolutely no reason.

Girl I’m feelin’ what you feelin’
No more scratchin’ and itchin’
I’m bout to take my key and
Lock you in the dungeon.

The government will let a 17 year old sign up for 100k in loans without a second thought. Even if he decides to major in communication or fine art.

I had a 1998 Plymouth Neon. 5 Speed with 190k, 2 door, and almost no clutch left when I got it. I loved learning to drive in that thing.

My uncle’s fantasy football team was called the Utica Porch Monkeys for a few years. He has since changed it to the Cleveland Steamers, pandering to the SJWs.