Same guy, in my experience.

Communism?

“(accused me of having my cats hulled out)“ I hulled out some cats once; animal control was the department angry with me though. 

You are the target market though. A bigger truck makes you a bigger man.

My story is about it being bullshit that I wan’t pulled over. I was doing about 110, in a Mazda 3, on the SH 130 toll road. I crested a hill and my laser detector went off. I was certain I was boned, but then, nothing happened. I slowed to about 90; the limit is 85. I kept creeping up on the Trooper, of all types of…

Oh, you’re assuming I turn after entering; that wasn’t addressed on the sign. I enter, stare at the wall, press the button behind my back, count the floors in my head, and moonwalk out.

Caught my car on camera;

Golf is played on a course. He isn’t playing versus a field.

That’s civil municipality BS, flip the visor and the bird. Never give in to their threats.

Loose shit lips sink shorts.

Yes, and yes. Tip in, tip out. Just a couple bucks each way.

I need to lay my money down now. I’ve been debating since his last tournament, it was 16:1 then.

How did you avoid being served?

I want to see the icky incest routine. Could be because my sister molested me, but whatevs...

There you go, that’s how we scooted my buddy’s Ranger around.

Did this to a friend’s Ranger. Then, blocked it in with full size trucks. He wasn’t happy either.

In that case, it’s just like having a commercial for Catholicism, right?

Please, no. We don’t need a leader who thinks you can “pray away the gay.”

Somehow the skeleton’s smile looks more realistic.

If we got rid of the oppressive corporate tax, they’d have stayed. It’s the USA that’s screwed up, not Burger King.