One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

It's rampant in our society...forced basketball culture is a scourge on our culture. 😜

This tweet about Dr. Luke is my personal favorite. Especially considering Dr. Luke was one of the producers on her breakout Since U Been Gone:

If the richest, most famous white women can’t get even the slightest hint of justice, why the fuck should any other woman expect anything positive to come of reporting the abuse they survive?

“You have to give death a chance”? That’s so metal.

oh god fucking bless you

Nice to see the NYT contributing to workplace harassment of women. Stay classy guys.

What an asshole. Clothes! Imagine! Oh yeah I forgot, sex workers are all brainless bimbos who exist in fantasy mode 24/7. They aren't moms or writers or college students or activists or partners or friends. Just a collection of holes, tarted up for your amusement. Fuck this guy.

“when you fall in love with people who are mysterious enough for you to project whatever you needed to project. Those are the worst heartbreaks because it was all a fantasy anyway.”

Welcome to the idiocracy, where a scientific paper published in a well-respected peer-reviewed science journal is “political” but the scientifically-illiterate politician firing the paper writer over ideology... isn’t.

In this case, “deeply flawed” and “highly political” pretty clearly means “anything that accurately reflects a reality I find inconvenient.”

Codependency.

I love Lorde's dedication to 90s Mall Goth, and I hope it never stops. It suits her so perfectly!

Lately she’s been All Gucci All the Time:

Damn, Taylor’s got the gun show. And her blue & black dress is fiyah.

I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…