This is so eloquent. Concise but it hits all the major points. 10/10 Would read again.

Same. Coconut oil to remove eye makeup is The. Bomb. (Also in my thirties)

Omg I wish I knew this years ago!

I’m a weird mix of hippie and glam so I have super-crunchy habits like washing my face with honey (organic and raw, rub between your hands to warm before applying to your face) and using Dr Bronners for body wash (I use the unscented hemp formula but the almond is the most lovely, sweet but not saccharine, scent in…

Super pricey but I shell out for Kiehl’s #1 (for every day) and their Eucalyptus Lip Relief (for extra dry and cracking days) because I live in the desert and the battle for moisture never ends.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who calls them potions.

Poetic, yes, but this one is more my speed:

Correction:

I live in Las Vegas, NV and there is one, I repeat, ONE hospital that does rape kits in the entire valley (UMR, if anyone needs it - at least it’s near The Strip). On the bright side: the woman who is usually on call is one of the kindest, most sensitive and gentle nurses I’ve met, and she is SANE certified.

Oh my god, that incident in Northern Florida reads so much like mine it’s terrifying. I've found a local advocacy group that is looking at what we can do from here, because thank you so much for the reference to RAINN. They do so much good.

This makes me so angry. It’s like it doesn’t even matter to the companies, or the police or anyone.

I, uh....

I need to use this phrase in a couple of very important, upcoming conversations. Thank you in advance and I will make sure to credit my anonymous Jezebel-commenter-friend where appropriate.

I would definitely like to probe some Blue Bell in the near future.

My dad was Rolling Stones and my stepdad was Beatles. No doubt the Beatles were more adventurous in their songwriting, and I love their catalogue for its variety. But the Stones have been killing the blues form for decades and you can’t beat a good, rockin blues. I love both.

It’s also proof that Gevinson, founder of the Rookie, will soon corner the entire universe and establish herself as the overlord of cool.

This is an excellent suggestion. Thank you!

That reason is FREEDOM. 🇺🇸

I'm very nearly an old and I still haven't mastered this level of casual bitchface

Ugh, everyone wants novelty once in awhile, and it’s enough to make most people lower their standards. But damn, Jay, either open up the relationship or pick more discreet lovers. Dummy.