And I am now obsessed with It Ain’t About the Money. We shall rock da club for the rest of the year.

It's also illegal to feed the homeless in Las Vegas.

Walker, because someone needs to permanently eradicate the smug from his entire being.

There is literally no hope for the rest of us.

This. We thank each other a lot for cooking because we both love home cooked meals. Or braving stores together because we’re both easily overstimulated. A please or thank you goes a long way.

I came here to say this. Apparently New Skete is a hotbed of holy productivity.

My husband just agreed to this purchase bc I “look hot with that dark eye look.” Thank you, Jane Marie, for facilitating shopping and married sex.

I’m curious to know if you would feel the same way about someone who took six months, in long, intense conversations, drinking lots of red wine, to decide that *monogamy* was something they could accept in their relationship. Like they weren’t personally inclined toward monogamy but spent that amount of time deciding…

I actually had noticed that ibuprofen seems to help it lighten up, but hadn’t put two and two together to make it a regimen. Good call!

Dead-on. He friggin loves snuggles. Every once in awhile, if I've been out of town or something, he'll still crawl in my lap and snuggle until my legs go numb. Totes worth it.

My MIL bought us a bow tie for him. It slays every time.

Very perceptive. He’s a little judgey, especially if we’re up too late. He’ll come out of the bedroom, sit in front of us, stare, breathe a heavy sigh, then turn around and go back into the bedroom.

I am using this as an excuse to post a picture of my dog, who is considered by some to be ugly-cute. Yes, that's a hotel room. Yes he goes on trips with us.

I’ll be the first to admit that birth control is a pain, many times quite literally. But I had the same problems with hormonal birth control and got a Paragard about five years ago. I have never been happier. I don’t think about it, I don’t worry about it, and it doesn’t mess with my moods.

Not to mention that power outlet on the props table has been added into some very specific power calculations for the design of the show. While a cell phone probably wouldn’t be the thing that trips a breaker, I’ve seen it happen, especially in the older East Coast venues.

Being anti- abortion is like the civil rights movement?

I’m wearing all of these, complete with flower crowns, to the many events* that I’m invited to.** None of these events involve dirt.***

I had the extremely unique experience of not getting charged for my double Dewars on the rocks on Southwest friggin Airlines. I even held my card up for her to see and she just ignored me.

I can solve this whole problem: if people don’t like vaccines, they can just move to a third world country. No one will force them to vaccinate their kids, they’ll have to homeschool, and they can *really* live an all natural life by growing their own food on their own land!

THIS should be the song of the summer.