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notthatkindofburner

So I started a class on sound design this morning. The professor worked with many modern singers and told us how very very few of them can actually sing. Like, most of them are terrible singers. And one person he said actually can sing great was surprising.... Ariana Grande. I find that funny. He also said he never

I was pretty young when it happened, yeah, but I can’t recall ever being filled in on these details. Thank you for sharing this.

Oh, no, it’s fine to ask. He lives in Brooklyn, and you may not remember (or you may be too young,) but after the planes hit the towers and they fell, all traffic in and out of Manhattan was simply shut down. The bridges and tunnels were closed to vehicles, the subway, bus lines, and even the tramway to Roosevelt

Forgive me for asking, but I haven’t heard anything like this before. Why was he walking for six hours??

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

I doubt they want to draw attention to it. Also, if you label it “rape fee”some frat boys and student athletes might mistake it for as a fee paid giving them the right to rape.

So....you get solitary confinement for attempting suicide? Fucking fuck, America.

No, the audio was of him saying that he kisses and gropes without asking, and doesn’t get in trouble because he’s so wealthy and famous.

Not only that – I’m quite sick of the equivocators, enablers and excuse-makers trying to frame the problem as “pearl-clutching over language” when the real thing (normal, decent) people are taking issue with is the normalizing of harassment.

YES. He did. And I have been so ‘meh’ about Noah that I haven’t watched him for months and months. But this ep was great.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up

as a sister of one brother I appreciate it a fair amount.

As the sister of THREE brothers, I appreciate it MORE!

as the sister of two brothers, i really appreciate this

Grandma had a mystery plant show up in her flower bed closest to her front door. The woman had a green thumb and just loved most plants. Chief of police stops by and says “Hey Frances, you know I am going to have to take your plant there, right?” She was dumbfounded because she didn’t know what it was. Chief tells her

Maybe they should spend that $60k on heroin addiction treatment, instead of searching for pot plants.

I cannot imagine a more obvious waste of taxpayer money than the National fucking Guard flying a fucking military helicopter over residential neighborhoods looking for singular marijuana plants and then going and retrieving them one by one.