This is fuckin Murica yer talkin bout. I use my AK to light mah cigareets.

Crustacean porn.

Someone on the subway used to try to court me this way but I didn’t understand.

While I’m always hesitant of diversity for diversity’s sake (read: any sentence that goes something along the lines of “It’s 2016, we should have a female/multi racial/multi ethnic line up for situation/program X!) Sabine is flat out awesome. Witty, cunning, fast, and willing to dish it out on any challenge that comes…

Honestly not sure what I’d do if Soundcloud went under. To me, it’s one of the best places to fall down a rabbithole of new music.

Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

Ennui is one of my favorite words/concepts but all the drinking would just make me...twirly. I’m a drunk singer and definitely a drunk kisser.

“Even today, I’m obsessed with space. The other week, I Googled what space sounds and smells like.”

For real, Avengers and the X-Men movies are so goddamn stale that it actually upsets me that they make that much money.

I really admire you for this response.

As someone who just had a huge meltdown about a totally different matter I am just awed by your comment. Can you lend me some of your poise please?

OK, you’re clearly enthusiastic and I was going to let this go, but I see you’re ejaculating all over the comments with this spunk so I can’t.

That is the worst part isn’t it? I GET why she took the money. It’s SOMETHING an admission of something as opposed to the horror of a trial that could have ended in nothing. UGH. This is really where we are, isn’t it?

Yep. Add not having to go through a trial and this is almost irresistible.

Yeah I can too. I lost about ten years of my life emotionally recovering from my assault. I missed going to college at the normal time kids go to college. When I did go I already had the usual debt that one has in their late twenties. Car payment, credit card debt from emergency situations, etc and my parents spent…

YES! I’m an atheist and it’s so exciting to have a candidate that doesn’t claim to be religious.