notthatkindofburner
notTHATkindofburner
notthatkindofburner

My partner and I are in our late thirties / early forties. We’ve sorted through all of these issues except the last: the inevitability that things may still change. It’s what scares me, even after almost six years together. Having spent 13 years solo before we got together, I still feel a little unsettled and

Maybe I’m cynical, but it’s not much different then the treatment you get with yellow cabs. I can see why it’s still a thing because the choice is between two transportation options that both have a chance you might encounter an abusive and creepy weirdo, but one of them is more convenient then the other. At least the

Cab drivers can be scary and rude, too. Since she was able to communicate by phone first, she saved herself being in a car with that man. I choose services like Uber because I can share/receive info easier with my friends and the driver so if anything did go wrong I have more avenues of communication than I do hopping

I just want Andrew Fucking Jackson off the twenny. I mean, I know, genocidal psychos need representation too, but seriously, fuck that dude.

In an interview he complained about how his business has been impacted. What an asshole.

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

She’s also popular with some Black feminists/Womanists as well. My circle of friends will often forward her sketches around and I saw Trainwreck with a couple of my BF/Womanist friends (we liked it well enough, it was OK, not great).

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If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

This sounds like a ridiculous idea when you call it a “performance review” but it’s actually a really good idea to have scheduled “Let’s talk about our feelings” moments. Because this:

Boyfriend and I recently started a new tradition: on our anniversary, we go away for the weekend, get really high, and talk about our feelings. We don’t call it a performance review, but that’s essentially what it is. 5/5 would recommend.

Oh god oh god you’re right they belong on the list.

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

Ugh people who say hey “shit happens” are the worst kind of people

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

My guess on what really went down:

I wanted it to be a lot more raunchy and bawdy like her comedy, but it was a lot more warm, fuzzy and family-oriented. I think that was the Judd Apatow brush strokes on her original script.

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