I like this little bit:

Omm is the Jeezus™ face.

Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy.

That’s not a dog. That’s an Ewok.

Certainly not the only thing that’s “FAKE!” with this administration.

“Slowly Mr. President. Sound the word out. Remember when we learned about syllables?”

He got the palette right, but that’s the wrong crest. FITFY:

When I was 12 years old I wrote a dissertation about this exact subject. [...] From a physics standpoint you are 100% correct.

I’m not completely sure about this. The way I understand it, an Alcubierre drive is supposed to work by compressing space-time in front of the vessel while expanding it behind it using a combination of baryonic matter / antimatter. That’s akin to folding a carpet in front of you while extending it behind, with the…

It’s always good to have a Corporate BS generator on hand for your daily Scrums! I just added a generate button, so that there’s no need to wait for it.

http://corpbsgenerator.bitballoon.com/

• Stuff in space is really, really REALLY far apart. Like unimaginably far. Even light is slow at those distances. (nearest star system takes 4years at that speed)
  

This is just a cosmetic filter. IE: it just makes the box invisible, but the videos still load in the background which is wasting data. For those who have limited bandwidth, the best solution is to completely block the fusionvod-a.akamaized.net domain, but that will block all Fusion videos.

You can hide the current css class (using .com##.initialized.instream-permalink.instream-native-video—desktop.instream-native-video) via uBlock origin, but that doesn’t prevent the video from loading in the background. the Disable HTML 5 autoplay plugin doesn’t work for me anymore, so I resorted to completely block…

Yes, and that’s why I actively block that crap where I can.

Nah. Seriously, fuck you and all that you stand for.

You’re doing a poor job then. People are cattle. Nothing more. Your job is to depart them from their cash while maintaining the false belief that it’s their choice.

So in other words, you feel like you now fit better - under medication - within the standards that society imposes ? Like: “We’re sorry, but you can only be accepted within our ranks if you fit this nice, predictable and stackable square mold.. however you appear to be more rounded on the edges, so either you take…

I scrolled through the comments hoping that someone would point that out.