I’ll take it!

Holy fuck Patrick!

What a tasteless shit box they’ve created.

Oh they already are my neck of the woods.

This one is up for sale near me...

McCarthy’s times are pretty damn consistent. Get that man a race seat!

That pushes all of my buttons...

Nice.

I love the 780 so much! One came up for sale over here (I’m in the UK) for £10k recently, very low mileage and near pristine condition... I was so fucking tempted! They really don’t come up often over here.

I have a huge soft spot for old Volvo’s, and this old girl still looks pretty damn fine. But! 240k on the odo and $7500 on the price tag kills it for me. For that kind of money I’d be looking at a low mileage 780 Bertone, or similar.

If I did this in England I would likely be prosecuted for treason and rightly so. If it was anywhere other than Florida I’d consider flying over to burn this abomination to the ground!

It’s certainly no W12...

I had a friend who used to take copious amounts of ketamine and draw some really weird shit. This monstrosity may well be one of his...

You Sir, have your priorities in order.

I had several family holidays in Cornwall when I was a kid. It certainly felt like I’d fallen into the abyss!

I worked for a Ford dealer here in the UK some years ago, we had two brand new Fiestas which sporadically caught fire on the owners driveways.

Jesus, that looks nasty.

I don’t get it!

YES PLEASE!
NP all day long.

NP.
I’ve always loved these Quattroportes and I hope to own one, one day.
When that day comes, I’ll be calling Doug DeMuro for some super special warranty advice...