Can someone please reboot chid?

Never gonna happen! In any negotiation, both sides need to make confections and bring something to the maple. Roger Goodell is as stubborn as a mute, and Brady is chomping at the bitch to be redeemed. Sounds like a real stormy romance to me.

Even if the investigation is completed, you can’t get the record, only the name/address of the arrestee for journalistic purposes. Third page probably contains the name of the victim but they should have just redacted it instead of withholding. The police report is just a factual narrative which shouldn’t really fall…

“I’d like to finally issue a retraction for my comments last week. Football is not as much of a thinking man’s game as I had previously thought. I mean, if a woman can do it, clearly I need to reassess my understanding of the sport.”

“The best selfies are the ones you’re not in.”

As a UConn alum...

The fury I had when WVU agreed to join this obviously collapsing conference was very real.

As a white person I am horribly offended at this.

That’s not bad.

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

This is not really surprising, once you learn that Leyva is Cuban. The last thing on his mind during the game was going home.

Donald Trump on the 1’s and 2’s couldn’t possibly be as bad as Junior Galette on the 1’s and 0’s.

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

star.

Reader Michael emailed in with another cool fact about this game:

thank god espn segregates folks with espnboston

I love that ESPN’s finger is so far removed from the pulse that they genuinely had no idea that black journalists don’t want anything to do with Jason Whitlock. Whitlock offered to triple Ta-Nehisi Coates’ salary if he came to work for him, and Coates still said no. What else is there to say?

He’s definitely the opposite of Jeter in terms of being productive at age 39.

I would pay a good amount of money for that. First, because it would go to the school not him. And second, because then I could take a picture of me shitting on his signed picture and sell that at the following year’s auction for ten times the price.