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When asked what being married to Kelly was like, she held up a placard with pictures of an eyeball, a hamburger, and Sam the Bald Eagle from the Muppet Show. She refused to elaborate.

“Who is Champ Bailey?”

Roughly 75% of NBA players, and 66% of NFL players, are black. You know what percentage of the sports writers covering those leagues are black? Eight. Eight percent. We can continue to encourage and support the black culture within it, but the sad truth is that culture is embarrassingly small. If it’s done properly, a…

In fact, if you’re of the sort to whom this stuff matters (and if you’re writing for Gawker I assume it does)

Best Xans in Baseball

Can you reboot something that was never booted in the first place?

it sounds wonderful, I’ve never been there but it seems like now I want to go….

Tim, will you throw a party and invite only married, old men? I’m feeling left out by certain RBs who shall remain nameless.

I hate to be “that guy” but I think there’s been a misunderstanding. It’s actually a workout event and he’s looking for iron men.

#OllieLivesMatter

So in other words, this gives Seattle time to finally figure out if it’s going to build an arena.

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

Spend $49k in car parts.

The surprising thing out of everything here is Aldridge actually gave the Knicks a first chance.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

Life’s most important lesson for boys. Your whole life will be about trying to get the dog to stay in the bun

Marlins Fans So Owned By Hard Food.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.