It’s a very good joke, but as someone who loves that song, I honestly wouldn’t have made the connection. I can only speak for myself, but I agree that crediting the quote to Gordon Lightfoot would have helped, at least in my case.

“Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?”.

It wasn’t even enough of a premise for a full futurama episode too.

“A native New Englander”

Deadwood

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The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.

Correct, though that is becuase FSU players are busy beating and raping the women they don’t live with.

If, after 9/11, someone had said “what are Americans bitching about? Americans kill Americans every day”, what would you think of that person?

That’s badass.

What a strange Hill to dye on.

Wow. Besides shitting all over the place for the past few years, Timmy has another thing in common with my dog!

My favorite part is how, through Denton’s bullshit moralizing about an “abuse of editorial independence” he has managed to keep this shitty trash story in the news cycle for much longer than it would have been had they simply appended an apology to the post, and thus draw more attention to Gawker, increasing his…

I don’t believe leaving it up would be immoral. I think posting it was profoundly shitty, but once it’s up, there’s no undoing it. Literally 100% of what’s accomplished by removing it is distancing Gawker Media from it and protecting Gawker’s front page for advertisers. I genuinely believe—and I have reason to believe…

Godspeed, Craggs. Gawker doesn’t derserve you.

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME

You rang?