"Beer golem" is my current favorite...

So what you’re saying is you don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little bump and Gronk?

This is exactly why I don’t play professional hockey. That and my inability to ice skate.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to the Zuccarello family for any uncharitable comments that I may have made over the last month.

She looks like the woman from Love it or List it.

Look closely.

Idiots. They could have saved that empty grandstand for the Rams games.

Bartolo Colón, professional hitter

Are you kidding? Two grand slams and 12 RBI is a fantastic endorsement for the benefits of meth.

In all fairness, they played on ice not carpet. It’s tough to generate static electricity in those conditions.

I’ve been boycotting Budweiser since I was 19.

I have found my spirit animal.

Now this is just my understanding from another version of this article, but apparently people are thronging around cop cars when they come into certain areas, about 30 to 50 people, with camera phones out and ready to roll. Given that LEOs are not, in fact, superhuman, and cannot determine what will be considered…

Bearsketball

But Lennie Small could say, “I done a bad thing.”

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

Brit teacher still would have thought you were wrong ‘coloured’

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s