You had that restraining order text a little too handy. Do you happen to either practice law or own this van?

Jets cant catch a break

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Is that a critic who only reviews award-winning books?

I’m hoping this becomes a long series of rants by Albert that will get tagged with “Yea... no shit, but I don’t really care because I enjoy it anyway.”

I remember really liking some of his Page 2 articles and really disliking his long-form books. I always assumed it was because I have a short attention sp

This isn’t a 16-year-old’s blog post, dude.

This article was solely written for us commentators. It's nice when they throw us an easy one!

This comment was done the right way.

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

You’re assuming he burned his bridges at ESPN as some sort of principled rebellion or because he wanted out, and not because he’s just a big grandiose diva who overestimated his importance to ESPN and what he could get away with.

That’s what I’m wondering about. How can the bear drink through a straw? I know dogs can’t because they can’t create suction with their lips. But bears can?

THEY'RE WALKING LIKE HUMANS NOW - WE ARE DOOMED.

Hi. Hope I’m not too late. Greg’s chopper sprays on Whitlock are my favorite pieces on this site. I’d love it if you could solicit on or off the record responses from people like Bomani Jones, Jemele Hill, or Bill Simmons. I don’t have a question.

In the arena in my town, there’s a guy in the stands who routinely takes pics/video of our camera guys - WHO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF WORKING - when they forget to take their hats off during the anthem. Idiot then uploads the videos to the internet and calls the attention of the front office to shame them.

Craggs

Getting this no question.

Based solely on him living in Los Angeles, I think he does what Angelenos of a certain type do when times get tough. Start working on that screenplay. Something about a young, frustrated sportswriter desperate for his first big break but nobody understands his newfangled ways.

“old geezer former employee,” a/k/a “the man responsible for Bill Simmons for nearly all of his tenure at ESPN, and the one Simmons credited for his success.”