Prediction: The two Simmons’ gesturing wildly in unison on the related stories is going to give someone a seizure.

I am completely offended that you did not mention Hunter S. Thompson as a heavyweight contributor to Page 2.

Leitch. God, let it be Leitch. A match made in the bottommost stinking bog of hell.

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Usually a Double Down FOR Whitlock.

LYNN HOPPES

DAULERIO RUINED GRANTLAND

Roger Goodell, just like other ESPN properties

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10 Reasons Why Bill Simmons Will Be Named Editor-in-Chief at Buzzfeed

I pick Grantland as a prime Ewing Theory candidate.

Alta Vista Sports?

Fenway.

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The Undefeated

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Unfortunately we probably will never know the answer, given how uncomfortable Bill Simmons has historically been in making things about himself.

OMG! Spaz

No one is “Too good to hate.” This is the internet, everyone hates everything.