You’re a little late for permanent brain damage, that ship has sailed.

I knew so little about Joey Got to prior to reading this article and yet I feel like I am now his biggest fan. Stay weird, my dude.

> wildly inconsistent use of the colon

De’Andre Hunter, who rules.

God bless Javy Baez.

The word “knob” is highly underrated. 

Don’t they just issue you a lake house and an Outback when you come of age in Minnesota?

Yeah the coverage has been questionable, they make it seem like the Raptors had a run of embarrassing playoff flops and now are good as hell this year.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

those odds become even longer when Steph is handed a gas can and a book of matches and invited to burn your damn house down.

The Warriors might not be better without KD, but they’re a lot more fun

“Sometimes it’s clear he’s trying to push guys over the edge, but that’s just because he wants them to give an out of this world performance.”

Why so durable?

TL;DR Old guy spends an hour proving the cardinal rule of rock music: whatever you liked when you were a teenager will imprint and you will never again care about any music the way you did then. This is almost as bad as Leitch’s Jamboroo/Funbag fill-in when he asked “Is there good rock music now?” and then googled…

Every time I hear of this band I keep expecting it to be because Paul Simon caught up with them and beat them with a baseball bat.

Pat Benatar is a goddess among humans. Her voice, alone, would disintegrate these children.

Calm.down dude. Your star is 24 and you have the youngest team in the playoffs. No need to despair. Win or lose this will be good experience for them.

And Roth wants to give these guys a four-point shot. 

What, you’re going to argue with metrics?

The real death lineup is the friends we make along the way.