I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

If he sets up a tv special to announce he’s signing with the Nets, he will be my favorite player of all time.

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime prank call opportunity.

we find solace in the fact that they’re always wrong about us. 

Fowler is 32, and he’s regressed (dramatically, obviously). So that’s on him. But he put up great numbers last year (career highs in HRs, RBIs, slugging, 2nd highest OPS, etc.). So to say he’s lazy — and I’m not even going to touch the racially coded language, but it’s sitting right there — is bullshit.

I never miss a chance to day fuck you to the Cardinals and their fucking fans.

John Rocker would’ve

do you enjoy being a St. Louis Cardinal?

So Mark Buehrle has not one, but three perfect games by your completely wrong definition.

Sorry, I’m too excited by Carmelo’s impending free agency to care about this.

“We don’t know what happened before the video starts,though.”

This is a butt take. 

“Entertaining” and “irritating” have very similar syllables and vowel sounds. I understand your confusion.

Also not controversial: The series doesn’t go to six games if Iggy was healthy. 

Albert is right about you being wrong

They won that series by 100 points, man. It’s one of the most lopsided playoff series in history. The Rockets did not have their number at all.

- Nope.

you just reminded me to watch Baron Davis dunk over Andrei Kirilenko