At this point, I’m convinced that Stevens could coach whoever the hell happens to currently be playing for Butler to the Conference Finals.

Here ya go. The only issue it has is that it’s in NJ (I’m in Texas).

I saw Camry and bristled, then I saw wagon and relaxed. Just weird enough to be cool-ish.

As a GM B body wagon owner (96 Roadmaster wagon) this is correct. I get more attention from passerbys than my then-brand-new Buick Regal GS 6 Speed and my 135i convertible combined. Definitely different and cool. With the G80 locker in the rear, it’s as good as my Jeep Cherokee in the snow, and with the LT1 and body…

If his high school friends complain about what they get a ride in, they aren’t his friends and they can walk.

Sweet mother of mercy I want that gigantic oldsmobile.

Man - you guys usually do better. A Bronco? Those still roam the roads of Ohio, same with the Excursion. The Subaru is too boring to stand out in a High School parking lot - anything that could be handed-down from your older sibling is a no-go. The only interesting one is the Chevy, and might not be ideal in the…

Let’s put this one to bed.

Why are you all trying to scar this poor kid? Did he kill your puppies?

Reliable : Check

He’s maybe very slightly overpaid. But he’s probably somewhere around the 6th or 7th best center in the league and you’re paying him less than the max. That really isn’t a bad contract at all by NBA standards.

I love when people take the time to write that they don’t have the time to write about something.

Not attacking those things, but recognizing that someone with the privileges of being wealthy and powerful is not going to be harmed by jokes. And let’s be clear here, talking about how she makes eyeliner out of lies does not constitute joking about her physical appearance, so fuck off with that.

Or because she’s a woman.

There aren’t enough Ls or Os in the world for the amount of LOLs it would take to properly respond to this statement.

They have my Thoughts and Prayers

Sandoval taking the Colon route to lengthen his career is just the thing we need right now.

In terms of budget, I can spend up to $15,000.

The stars at night are big and bright...

Well sure, if we’re just going to avoid Subarus because they’re the obvious choice, let’s go way to the opposite end of the obviousness spectrum: build yourself a flying Fox.