Typing this is painful for me, a True Warriors Hater, but: It’s crazy to me to think that anybody considers Golden State’s style of basketball boring. The results can get boring, because they’re so efficient and so good they seem to take the drama out of the game, but the style is breathtaking.

It’s perfectly normal to dislike Russell Westbrook the basketball player, because yeah, I kinda do, but off the court, he seems like the nicest dude ever and anyone who calls him a POS is probably projecting super hard.

Wrenching because you want to is fun. Wrenching because you need to sucks.

How to make wrenching fun:

Yep this is crazy annoying. All tweets go into a container with a fixed height of like 160 pixels. For normal tweets its annoying but you can click on them- videos you’re just fucked unless you pull the tweet url out of the html itself

I know Bill Simmons has lots of flaws. But his suggestion of a round-robin tournament among the bottom half of the league as the first round of the playoffs is still a really interesting one, and might change a lot of these incentives.

The best part of all of this is that Playoff BronBron gets to start against ear-blowing weirdo Lance Stevenson. Very much looking forward to Lance doing fifteen crossovers, ending up in the exact same place, and courageously bricking a contested 18 footer in the inevitable moral-victory-close-loss in Game 3.

The journalistic standards are:

You can call them whatever you want, but the act this individual has been engaged in with regards to this story has been “reporting.”

See?

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.

these are my readers

They wanted fun and funky, gotta go with a Caravan for that, you just have the wrong generation.

Because you yearn for the truth.

MLK famously had very harsh words for moderates in the face of injustice.

It’s the strategy of pretty much everybody in D.C. People with power aren’t exactly lining up to give it to the next generation. If these kids are smart enough to see through the Democrats’ “reach across the aisle” bullshit in a couple of years, this country might be fixable. We need a resistance party that is playing…

I hope after all this is done, Ingraham won’t even be able to get a job as a Secretariat at small accounting firm.

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

New Hampshire.

Nah... the 1991-1996 Ford Escort LX Hatchback totally has it beat...