I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

I know! 53 in a game, 29 in 4th quarter and OT. He was a (very small) force of nature! He was a legit superstar!

I just clicked on all the links to the other IT articles after this column and watched him fuck up the league just last year and now I’m sad.

I wouldn’t just wear it as a badge of honor, it’d be the only thing on my resume. I figure “I handed Jerry Jones his own ass in court” in 72 point font would get me any job in the country outside of Dallas on the spot.

I’m not convinced that Jim Boeheim and Larry David are different people.

Stop being cheap. You can tape your own $3 For Sale to your own damn car.

2006 Dodge Grand Caravan SXT.

+1 Darrell Green Was Better

You *plods up court* must be *holds ball in post for 15 seconds* too young to remember *shoots turnaround fall-away brick* Vlade Divac *flops as though shot by a sniper*.

That’s why I can’t sell my now 23 year old Tacoma. I’m almost 41 and I bought it when I was 18. That’s an awful lot of adventures, girlfriends and now 12 years of marriage. I actually make a fairly good income and could afford to buy a brand new truck. Even my parents get on my case about the rattly old truck. But…

I drove my Dad’s 1978 manual Chevette around 2 miles and I kept stalling it. New Jersey drivers are not known for their patience. I was on the receiving end of many middle finger that day.

I have a clip on BMW grille/badge on my OG Sorento so people think I drive a X5.

Counterpoint: Damon rightfully calls out an old white southern sportswriter for taking cheap shots at a talented 19 year old who singlehandedly dragged a mediocre team into the second round of the NCAAs.

Hot take: any commenter who would mock this answer or this being a very important issue worthy of discussion is under 35.

Here’s the real answer: 2000 Isuzu Trooper with only 112,000 miles that includes a snowplow for only $3500. I don’t know what kind of shape it’s in, but it looks better than it has any right to. If I lived 1,000 miles closer I’d take a look at it.

If you don’t want to replace head gaskets on a 200X Subaru, get an H6. Otherwise, prepare to do the gaskets every 100k. Just consider them a wear item.

Morally banktrumpt?

Also, he traveled

Yeah, well Fur Elise was written 208 years ago and everyone can hum it.  It’s too legit to quit as far as I’m concerned.