The guy who copied me on the facebook post of this article got 25 likes as well. I’m claiming those. Those are mine now.

That there are any other comments besides this one is evidence that we are a society with rapidly-diminishing reading comprehension; myself included. This is over like Vince Carter in the dunk contest.

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Bluegrass wouldn’t exist without the blues. If anyone tries to tell you that any form of American music that isn’t like, Native American folk music, doesn’t owe a significant debt to black musicians and culture then they are full of shit.

pssst. he’s white

im gonna go with this oddysey.. priced at a modest $2500

this is proper kinja. Well done.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Thanks very sincerely for understanding my position, and coming to my defense. I owe you one.

Farrell’s article was great, regardless of whether you agreed with him or not. I only bothered to watch the fight because of the article. Great sports writing doesn’t turn people away from sports, but fans like you do.

what’s a white sox

Junot Diaz is terrific.

Rickey... that was me!

Because too hard and he’s closer to 1st than you and can run it himself or underhand it.

You know, Rickey used to play with a guy who wore one of those in the field. Rickey never saw a pitcher get the yips throwing to him. Rickey approves this idea.

I live in Boston (I know, sorry), and I sometimes ask myself, “why not get more into the Celtics?” Then I have to remind myself that I pledged myself to my hometown Pistons during the Bad Boys era. That’s how irrelevant the Pistons are to me at this point. I actively forget that I’m a fan.

Every single word of this; so fucking good.

[genuflects]

Based on this guy’s requirements I’d say get a Subaru Outback and a nice set of all terrain tires and call it a day.