He’s a fucking Jedi.

The right answer is Lexus RX350. Slightly used ones (2010-12) with 50-80k miles and AWD are in the $20k range. The interiors are beautiful, comfortable, the seats are heated and cooled, the AC and heat are great. Family will love it; you’ll get all the cool status points; everyone wins. 

But he would have had to stay on the bag, not run past it (as with first base)

No. He just wrenches your best player’s shoulder out of socket during the Champions League final. A little less Pepe, a little more Kelly Olynyk.

*you’re

He absolutely deserves it.

This is a bad and wrong take.

This is some Rickey Henderson shit right here.

Thank you for this. I’m a 15 year veteran NC teacher who went through the public school system myself (West Charlotte, ‘99) and who now teaches in a rural-ish school district (not unlike Rowan-Salisbury). When I was in HS, my AP classes were 24-25 students. The AP classes I have taught are in the 36-38 student range.

Yes. He does for them now what KG did for them 10 years ago.

So Playoff Rubio = Playoff Rondo? Two good defenders, passing savants, and people write articles like this one when they decide it’s okay to hit a few shots?

+1 Reggie Miller

The wheel is a system by which each team picks once in each of 30 positions, in a 30-year cycle. They explain it here: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nbas-possible-solution-for-tanking-good-bye-to-the-lottery-hello-to-the-wheel/

Car Ramrod.

All of the stars.

I have a Tacoma, too, that I got 15 years ago when I graduated from college. Same deal. I thought about selling it to my dad, and I couldn’t even do that.

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

You almost got there. Almost.

This is the correct perspective. I grew up in a family that had a 1971 full-size green Chevy truck and an early 1980s Chevy van, also green. The only vehicle I’ve ever bought new is an 03 Tacoma, also also green.

“a friend at one point.” Savage.