It was later in the fight than you called it, but the larger narrative still holds. (And the penultimate sentence called Luis Ortiz “patient.” Which was definitely borne out.)

Hey. We don’t need any of this Van Truther nonsense around these parts.

This is a beautiful point. Also see: Junot Diaz.

This is also a thing I do. Well said.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Jesus Tapdancing Christ. This is beautiful and brutal, like watching a chess grandmaster play against someone like me, someone who knows the rudiments of the game but can’t think more than a couple moves ahead.

This was verbatim my reaction.

Oh hi, BFIB! Didn’t know they allowed you on Deadspin.

This is the correct place to use the word “donnybrook.”

Here is an SVX you can buy and fix for less than two grand:

What did the former Michigan Wolverines coach ever do to you?

(As did Kris Bryant.)

West Ham fan here, but can’t defend this at all. Horrible and stupid racist assholery.

Aly’s mom is every bit as ferocious as her daughter. They are awesome and incredible and I hope they end up running USAG someday soon.

Fuck this guy.

I’ll raise you this one - a 1986 for $400 : https://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/d/1986-lincoln-lsc-mark-vii-2/6433833902.html

(the reference was mostly to the fact that Ol Roy likes to fuck, you know, millennials, as in, like, perform coitus with them.)

Shea Serrano is incredible, though.

The problem with that is UCF was the 10th ranked team in the final rankings before the playoffs — so they still wouldn’t have made it in. 

Or they could sign Kaepernick.