I am learning lots and lots about non-Olympics gymnastics since I got married to a high-level Gymnternet nerd a year or so ago... so I’m far from an expert, but wow. I love watching Morgan. So many gymnasts (like all athletes) just give pat/rote answers to every question, but Morgan just bubbles with joy whether she’s…

Serious question: How many middle infield combos in the history of the sport measure up (both offensively and defensively) to Correa + Altuve? I know, recency bias, but it’s got to be a pretty short list, right?

In the Zach Lowe piece, he also cites the part of the NBA rules that players have to stand in a line, and have to be wearing the same thing. Another iteration of the protest could be for an entire team to wear t-shirts of Kaepernick kneeling, or (especially in GS), they could all wear Kaepernick jerseys as a…

I guess deadpan humor doesn’t fly in St. Louis either.

You misspelled “Fuck the Yankees.”

Also, Rodon has an exceptional mustache.

I want someone to be hiding in the bushes in one of these and jump out and block their shit all the way back across the street.

I am also interested in how the trash can that is already on the ground beside the car at the beginning of the video got there. Trash Can Man’s “original trash can,” according to the video, is one he brought from the opposite curb across the street.

I spent my formative years listening to Harry Caray and Steve Stone on Cubs broadcasts. That combo holds a very special place in my heart...but watching this video was like discovering that your uncle that you idolized was really a gambling alcoholic degenerate.

Wait. You actually want them to have to read that shit? Come on. There is golf to be played.

Less than 5%. Why would a team that has Jonathan Stewart and that just drafted two running backs in the first two rounds of the draft sign another 30-something year old running back?

I’m not misty about them. Just saying that that’s probably what happened.

The words “carpetbaggers” and “scalawags” were likely used as part of this firing.

It’s not just Josh Norman. He let Steve Smith Sr. go (and SSS had a few really good seasons in Baltimore). He let DeAngelo Williams go (who was very popular here, and who just listed Carolina as one of the 4 teams he wouldn’t re-sign with, because of how he was treated upon release). The team is also in contract…

That is a gigantic human. He’s, like, Julius Peppers-sized.

Come on, Albert. All cross-generational NBA player comparisons have to be between players with roughly the same skin tones. Extra points if they play the same position.

There are lots and lots worse things to be as an NBA player.

Holy shit, you guys (and gals). The guy that was interviewing for GM and/or President of Basketball Operations for an NBA team wanted to have control of basketball decisions!

(Jason Kidd also made -as of right now, anyway- the 8th most 3's in NBA history, all-time. So not only was he a passing savant, he figured out the 3PT thing.)

Seriously, in what universe is it a BAD thing that your neighbor has a garage with lifts and is willing to help nearby people work on their cars for free? For fuck’s sake.