Nonetheless, he persisted, in lying.

At least he didn’t lie about a blow job. That’s the gold standard of impeachable offenses you know.

a la Spicer.

Dude, in the fourth season (the one released much later on Netflix) there is even a plot line about a wall at the Mexican border (making fun of its absurdity).

BUT HER EMAILS! GIVE HIM A CHANCE! THE COAL MINES! HE’S PRESIDENTIAL NOW AFTER ONE SPEECH! ECONOMIC INSECURITY! PLIGHT OF THE WHITE LOWER CLASS! ARGHHHHHH!

Lock him up! Lock him up! (oh wait he’s a Republican so it’s ok..nothing to see here)

Goddamnit! If Trump and his cadre aren’t proof that money doesn’t equal sofistication, I don’t know who else could be it! Philistines, all of them, ignorant, barbaric savages, without a modicum of good manners!

She’s texting Drumpf writing that this is most black people she has ever been around at one time.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

I actually was able to completely stop taking my pain medication (Vicodin) because of marijuana. I feel 100% better ALL THE TIME and there’s no addiction. Fuck you, Trump.

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

I think if you get Hillary three martinis deep she would probably be a hoot. You know that lady has some stories.

I guess the mitigating factor here is that the answer wasn’t to a question of who he thought should be President, but who he’d like to have a beer with ...

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

They are both terrible in their own special ways. At least with Trump, he’s not politically savvy enough to disguise the terrible. Trump is death in a flaming ball of terror; Pence is death by a thousand cuts while being slowly boiled. 

I’m so glad I’m not the only person who has been fantasizing about a Designated Survivor-type of situation.

I was reading articles about how abortion became such a GOP issue and how men are so obsessed with it and ran across an interesting quote from a feminist journal in one that stated “a woman deciding to have an abortion is the ultimate insult to male authority.” Pretty interesting to think about.

Nah, that’d be a great interactive exhibit!