We were in my husband’s apartment. The in laws were in town from Phoenix and staying at a hotel down the street.

How about in reverse? When I first started dating my husband, I had one of the most embarrassing meet the parents experiences ever. They were in town and staying at a hotel down the street. We had plans to meet them for lunch, so we woke up and he got in the shower. His mom decided it would be a good idea to…

Perfect gif is perfect.

This needs more stars.

This comment needs more stars.

To be fair, you’ll also end up using a lot of orange.

Stop trying to make alt left happen, it’s never going to happen Gretchen!

Her?

Perfect gif is perfect

But he’s still using his personal twitter for most of these rants rather than the official POTUS twitter account. I’m genuinely curious what will happen if he does try to delete some of these tweets.

Only if you give him back. People attempt to take him quite often!

I love that book! I am also obsessed with The Goldfinch.

The husband and I are in contract right now and your comment perfectly sums up how I’m feeling. Then, I let the the puppy lick my face and forget my worries for approximately 13 seconds.

This made me laugh, but also cry. Feck.

I can’t believe no one has brought up the parallels between this shower and the one Katniss encountered in the Capital.

Starred for the bourbon analogy!

My mom told me to stop worrying about Roe v Wade because “it’s not getting overturned; it’s been the law for 43 years and I don’t know why we keep rehashing it.”

All the stars!