It was alternative asparagus.

The “They are a nice person” thing needs to die a firey death. I am so sick of people who lie, cheat, steal, and try to undermine American democracy getting the “they are nice when you meet them” line (Sean Spicer and Jeff Sessions seem to get this a lot). Like, yea, most people attempt to be at least somewhat…

Remember that episode of The Office when Dunder Mifflin was struggling financially and Oscar wanted to call the execs out on their excessive spending but lost the courage to do it when he got to talk to them?

Tom must pay the Price for insider trading.

Oh my gosh. That’s who Trump is. He’s the kid from The Giving Tree. Dude used that disturbing children’s story as a guide to How Life Should Work. It all makes sense now!

The Taking Tree

This is the most disturbing version of The Giving Tree I’ve ever seen.

Resting rich face.

I think I laughed, but I can’t tell laughing from crying anymore.

How has Josh Duggar not been scooped up by the Trump administration yet?

I am worrying about the same thing. We are planning on trying for our first in the next year or so, but who the hell knows what things are going to be like.

Well, he doesn’t have to decide between an iPhone and health coverage. Not like those irresponsible poors.

I swear like the “Remember the Alamo” “But Her Emails” needs to become a battle cry.

Just gonna leave this here:

“Such a great country that allows you to be here.”

I also felt this was “a bit trolly” and that I would go about it a different way, but then I realized I have no idea how I’d talk to him any differently.

Being an eccentric, unhinged and unstable billionaire is cute when you’re a part-time real estate developer/reality television personality. Heck, I’d argue that those qualities are required. Not so much when you are in charge of the United States of America with access to the military and nuclear codes, and…

Remember when we thought we had no credibility on the international stage because of GWB? Good times.