You know, why not get one of the “parents” of the “child” to waive the anesthesia?

Tom Cruise is either 1) plotting assassination attempts to take out heads of fundamentalist sects, hate groups, and neo-nazi media outlets (while also relieving the US of the fuckery that has been installed in our government) or 2) making the hole in the ozone layer disappear, cleaning all the garbage in the oceans,…

Interestingly enough they were apparently super cool with all his racism, misogyny, and transphobia. They had no problem when he called a Black woman an ape, or when he doxxed and risked the lives of trans women. They had no problem when he went around making false claims that trans women are just predators in…

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

I really don’t think it’s going to work. We all see them and what they’re doing. Chaffetz is refusing to open an investigation into Trump and Russia but he’s got time to go after a Clinton aide? WE SEE YOU. McConnell and Ryan’s concerted efforts to obstruct anyone who does want to investigate the misdeeds of this…

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

You’re gonna get hop ons.

You think they checked for hop-ons?

Too late, he already moved on us like a bitch.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Here’s how I look at it. Whatever definition of perfect you have is false, because YOU are determining what characteristics make a perfect person. The reality is great and highly flawed people have done powerful things that have altered civilization for the better. If someone has to be perfect for you to recognize…

I made $1,523 and bought a brand new BMW last week. George Soros paid me for protesting at a town hall. If you want to make good money working only 10 hours a week ask me how.

Who should Trump consult about his problem with leaking?

You’d have to call EMTs to pump my stomach after 5 minutes.

more convincing with each day..

Arrested Development is a near perfect analogy for at least part of President* Trump’s family.