Normally I’d agree on who can blame her, but a billion a year in Sercret Service protection rankles me. And the target she puts on Manhatten.

You really do have to appreciate their commitment to universal hate. It’s inspiring.

How come we got stuck in the darkest timeline?

Things must be going fucking great in some alternate universe. Lucky assholes.

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

The world needs more Ray Gillette.

This is pretty much my life.

In french literally translated it means to amuse/entertain/play the mouth, so it’s a mouth-teaser and meant to whet your appetite for the rest of the meal to come.

Trump will save American Apparel and sexually harass its employees, to boot.

Hey - there’s an item of sexy apparel they should have marketed: pink slips!

Thank you, thank you.

Maples was worried about her financial situation with Tiffany out of college, ending child-support payments from the president-elect. “She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

He’s trying desperately to fill seats. Two for the price of one?

I think that he believes if he says it then it will be.

Figures. They were born to run.

+1 Melania’s cribbed notes

By Jove! I think she has met the entry qualifications to be on Melania’s team!

That sounds awesome. My husband had a Burger King craving so now he’s ventured out in the cold to get us some. Shitty, I know. The high point of my day was breakfast, I wanted the Boston creme pancakes from a hipster brunch place downtown and after inviting my kids to go with me they bailed, and my husband was still…

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

you may be unsurprised to know that the womens clothes there are approximately the same.

I couldn’t fit into the majority of what they had, but they were my favorite place for regular-ass t-shirts and hoodies. Deep-v’s made of 100% cotton that aren’t sheer and don’t require an undershirt? Yes please! I have stuff that I bought there almost 10 years ago that I’m still wearing today.