Uh, boys, if I may quote the great Betty White: Balls are weak and sensitive; vaginas can take a pounding.

Publicly showing your support for Women’s Rights’ is more emasculating than whining about women’s rights, dudes? WTF.

Supporting women has been scientifically proven to shrink the size of your testicles and cause them to migrate into a tiny jar stored in a woman’s purse. Sad.

“He really wanted it to be about the people, not about him.”

A friend in need is a friend indeed; a friend with weed is better.

I also think there is a need to take into account the gender issues that were much more at play with the Clintons. I come from kind of a similar background (minus the Presidency of course!). My parents were both extremely politically active, deeply involved in civil rights and particularly poverty issues. They were a…

While I’m not saying he is having an affair, until there is undeniable proof that he isn’t, maybe he is having an affair?

I recently heard a rumor from a college classmate of Kushner’s that he had (or is still having—it was unclear) a lengthy affair with his male hairdresser. No clue if there’s a shred of truth to it—and since nothing good ever happens, I wouldn’t bet on it—but a boy can dream...

You mean one of her Made in China dresses?

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

This just shows how smart she is. Why do the work yourself when someone else has already done it!

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Went to college in NYC. Live in there now. Not one of my friends who has been sexually harassed or assaulted has reported it to the NYPD successfully. Most didn’t try, one couldn’t get through the reporting process because of the emotional trauma inflicted by the police who were questioning her. They wanted to make…

I hope these cities keep stepping up and showing that, no, not everyone in this state wants things this way (looking at my home state, Texas).

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

“Like, literally just now. We stopped!”

2017: When you have to read Teen Vogue for its political coverage and Arnold Scwharzenegger has to offer advice to the President-Elect.

Does this count as accidental anal?

Aye. That’s one slimy fuckstick.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.