So now what the hell am I supposed to do with the Steampunk/Hippie ensemble I’ve carefully curated over the past 12 months?

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

I just watched this twice and told the Mr that we’re getting one when we update our bathroom in the next year or two. Thank you for show(er)ing me the way.

Just buy cocaine instead.

Seemed more like her boyfriend was laughing that people would expect things differently and not at the plight of black people in his hometown area.

My MIL is a horrible person and mentally unstable. My husband can’t bring himself to cut her off, and that is his decision to make. We do, however, minimize contact with her.

You have a Martha Graham cat.

Galaxies rotate faster than my eyes do whenever I see news of a purported new Drake paramour.

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

I made these IUD earrings in response to the election with a portion of the profit going to Planned Parenthood.

Owning a dog is one way to turn your hair grey

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

The only reboot I want to see is one where we redo the story so that Kathryn Merteuil wins. Who watches Cruel Intentions and roots for Annette? Or likes Sebastian better when he’s less of a bastard? Surely 6 seasons of Gossip Girl should have taught TV execs that while people may come for the Serenas, Nates and…

On Donald Trump’s side they have profits.

I guess the straps on her house slippers were broken.

If you’re going to sell your soul, the damn buffet better be good.

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

True story. I think perseverating over Trump’s *haha* minor fails is like taking a break from a dense textbook to read a stupid gossip mag. A little light junk food fare for the mind to keep it from exploding.

She voted for Clinton, but is a well-meaning and non-confrontational appeaser who hopes for the best. I consider it a real job right now to convince people that lives and rights are at stake. She didn’t need a hard slap of truth, but she needed a sustained and compassionate conversation that wouldn’t back down on the…