Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I just laughed so hard. Thank you. Your gif is perfect.

Lmfao. No WWII dramas for him either then?

I replied to that tweet thusly:

Want an even crazier theory? What if Kali is so messed up and so powerful from those experiments that the rest of her crew are projections?

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

Gwen Stefani says it broke her heart for her child to have to wear glasses.

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

I mean...I can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this headline. BUT, I’m so glad the family was able to get away from this maniac without harm or incident.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Couldn’t get us north of the border.

Via Deadspin:

For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

I like the Cersei wildfire thing for one reason: Jamie killed the Mad King to prevent Aerys from burning the entire city to the ground. So does he now have to kill his sister to stop the same act? I've always thought that Jamie could be the only one who killed Cersei.