Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I just laughed so hard. Thank you. Your gif is perfect.

Lmfao. No WWII dramas for him either then?

I replied to that tweet thusly:

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

Gwen Stefani says it broke her heart for her child to have to wear glasses.

I mean...I can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this headline. BUT, I’m so glad the family was able to get away from this maniac without harm or incident.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler:

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Via Deadspin:

For a man who knows nothing about changing diapers, Donald Trump sure is full of shit.

Exactly. Given the state of Rio and its dirty water and broken dreams, there will probably be lots of plastic bags in the audience needing some encouragement.

Of course it’s a big one, but she still doesn’t deserve death threats and calls for child services to take away her children. From reports, it looks like she was taking care of multiple kids and an infant. I don’t know who else was with her, but her attention was obviously pulled in lots of directions. Maybe she…

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

Glue for her arts and crafts projects?

Benjamin Franklin was the first postmaster general! It’s the one branch of government that was on their side! Have they NO loyalty?