He’s fifteen. I think he’s old enough to decide which parent he wants to live with. Can’t they come to an understanding where Rocco can start living in London and maybe going to school there but he would agree to go see his mother during the summer and during breaks?

I read it as 6 year old daughter at first and the image that immediately popped into my head was a little girl sitting in her room having a little tea party with her dolls and this giant lizard sitting across from her with a tiny hat on. Just...accepting it’s new life as Mrs. Nesbitt.

This is my doggie’s contribution to our engagement photos....

Caleb loved history but now he’s history- is it bad that this made me lol?

Mine a little like that :) Ignore my ugly fingers

You know, one day I’ll be mature enough not to giggle for thirty seconds about the couple fighting over their Dog’s sperm being named the Wangsnesses.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

That’s the thing - if this guy felt like he couldn’t find people who agreed with his “thoughts on hunting” IN MINNESOTA, you know his “thoughts on hunting” are fucking deranged.

I don't believe Whitney was an awful mother. Addiction is a terrible disease and she was not in her right mind. I know she loved her sweet girl as any mother does. Rip Bobbi and Whitney

I kept waiting for this. I kept waiting to hear why a man his age would go to see Trainwreck alone if there were “no motivation” as police were saying earlier. I kept waiting to hear about the misogyny and racism because I knew it was just a matter of time. These guys never just kill a bunch of random people and…

The reason that people in developing countries jump at the chance at vaccinating their kids is because they either know someone who has or have buried their own children due to illnesses. They know that child death can happen to them. They know that should their children end up with a disease-related disability, any…

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

Responding off the cuff, having not seen the video: it doesn’t matter what your job is, if you do it every day there comes a point when it’s just...commonplace. Doesn’t matter if you work for a women’s health clinic or a call center or as the President’s security detail, at some point the shine wears off and you can’t…

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

saying the father had “jumped through hoops” to have a relationship with his children.

Funny enough, one of America’s great companies did something that would brainscrabble the GOP in the 1910s and 20s.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

There is no such thing as chemical free. Everything is a chemical. This is one of my biggest pet peeves about how “natural” companies market themselves and I’m not even that much of a science nerd.