You can tilt the spoon towards your mouth so the liquid can be sipped instead of jamming it into your face hole, you savage.

She’s on that Father Coughlin trajectory of being so derpy about social justice that she’s going from the left of Bernie Sanders to full Nazi in less than two election cycles.

Counterpoint: look at those perfectly awesome sporks

This is a delightful rant, but it does raise the question: is this actually a soup spoon? Or is this truly the only spoon Pret provides? Because this design is a decent soup only design IMO. 

Hey, remember when the GOP just totally dissolved their Board of Elections after the governor tried to look into this? And then remember when that Woodhouse creep flat-out refused to consider another election, because he thought the fucked-up one was fair enough?

Translation: “I’m totally fucked now and the only way I might avoid prison is to pretend I was duped by Dowless”

He kind of can, though. That’s the horrifying part: there are no facts, there’s just what you read in a book about political history written by someone with a relevant degree vs your drunk uncle who watches Fox news like it’s a religion and likes to quote the sermons talking points all over Facebook to spread the good…

“after two weeks of prayer, he decided to hire him.”

In a proper democracy, it wouldn’t matter, but... *points in all directions at this shitty American system*

They are more in line with pre-1860s everything roles.

Combined with the lack of paid maternity leave in the US, and the right-wing trying to basically force women into motherhood, I can only assume that they don’t want women in the workplace.

In some ways I am glad I no longer teach college — I used to get stuck with the Freshman Comp classes, as so many younger faculty across campus were — it was getting difficult even a few years ago to teach rhetoric to a generation weaned on shams like Ben Shapiro. How many times can you teach that “Gotcha!” is not an…

People in general don’t appreciate how this is really the legacy of Reagan’s populism within the Republican party. This is the inevitable result of his anti-intellectual, smarmy colloquialism.

And again, today, as every day, I peruse the day’s news, scratch my beard, look to the heavens, extend my arms, and scream “how in the ever-loving fuck is anyone dumb enough to listen to this bullshit?”

I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Raising the marginal tax rate on income over $10 million to 70% will no doubt be used to justify more immigration. 

>>Elizabeth Warren argues that the American dream is not raising your own children.

So poor people should work work work because bootstraps, but also should stay at home to raise kids. Got it.

Folks wandering the Pearl District are pretty clueless when it comes to the rest of the city. (sorry Pearl District people, but it’s true)

Disenfranchisement of one group or another is why Georgia has the second most counties in the nation behind only Texas. Some claim it’s because they wanted people to ride a horse to the county seat and back in one day, but that’s likely not true. The real reason is most likely due to Georgia’s old County Unit System.