Last of the Mohicans 2: Electric Boogaloo

Excited to see the other Watt boys T.T. and J.T.

Dang, where’s my yakety sax when I need it?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

C’mon, LVPD. You know a Seahawk isn’t going to run on you.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

March to the Sea-hawks +1

Naturally, Sherman is quite good at burning bridges.

All of the blatant travels are making me sick.

At least the truck stood its ground...

This Act aside, while he’s not exactly a Revelation, I feel like Pelinka’s been pretty good at his Job so far, although we’ll have to wait and see if the Numbers confirm that.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Did his parents send him to Earth from their dying planet named Curveballton?

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Thank you. I came here to say this. People keep asking for stories about real people that are inclusive. THIS IS A FUCKING REAL STORY THAT IS INCLUSIVE. SO REAL IN FACT THAT IT FUCKING HAPPENED. Unless white women now have to either date within their race or no one is allowed to tell true stories about interracial…

The missing “t” in Scot’s name is because he burned it on Kap’s lawn.