Just wanted to say it fucking blows that Barry got fired yesterday. There are relatively few constants left in life, but Barry writing the first article of the day for Deadspin was one of them. I’ve been coming to Deadspin regularly for about 10 years now. I love this place. So many laughs, so many great reads. The…

Hi welcome to Deadspin Bob, I’ve been reading this site since 2007 every day and this is the way it’s always been here. It’s a great site because it’s not purely about sports. If you want a sports site, there are literally tens of thousands of them that will give you the fucking box score and some pithy postgame…

Jim Spanfeller still buys his Dockers from the husky boys section. 

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

Nevermind. Good boy.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

One fateful morning, Papa John woke up, got dressed, had a cup of coffee, practiced his ‘Better’ slogan in the mirror a couple of times, drove to work, said good morning to Delores, gave a head nod to Philip, walked into the corporate boardroom, and then said the N word.

Five Kinja accounts is normal. Find a new slant. 

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Hopefully this doesn’t start a trend of jersey burning assholes self immolating.

Garnish his paycheck. Period.

Hurricanes: 3, United States: 0.

So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money? There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’tcha know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just…

No need for that. It’s Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

+1 shitload of dimes.