Man Hillary is really shitty at being evil. She put all her millions of fake votes in California and New York and she always seems to kill only the most tangentially important and low profile randos. Of all the people shes had killed, only Vince Foster has a wikipedia page

I bet if they were the Golden Gophims they’d be seeded.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

It’s kind of obvious, no?

That was obviously a signal to steal second base.

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Considering the comic state of their pitching even with Harvey, the image of the Mets as dark horse contenders for the division is just a mirage. It will be a real marvel if they manage to keep pace with DC, and I personally just don’t think they have that kind of valiant effort in them. In conclusion, Archie.

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

Good boy.

The league in three phases.

In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice...

Oh, sure. Like Trump really has time to sit around and watch TV.

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

I guess Director of Communications for the NHL isn’t in the cards. Maybe the LPGA Tour is more Spicer’s style.

Cowboys AND Indians? Pick a side, bro.

Holy shit is this an overreaction for the ages. He’s been completely awful at the plate but still owns an OPS higher than what Brian Dozier’s was 145 games into his career and is very close to Kirby Puckett’s. That in no way guarantees he’ll ever become a serviceable hitter but pump the brakes on giving up on a 23…

The Twins should just plug him in at 8 or 9, play him every single game, and wait for him to prove himself to be a hitter or a defensive outfielder, or both. It’s not like his not hitting will cost them the division, and they need to find out what player he really is.

I believe that is Buxton’s teammate and other super prospect, Miguel Sano.